$IDF is the world's first cryptocurrency powered by pure, unfiltered panic and sarcastic doomer energy. In a world where everything is clearly going to shit, we offer you the perfect asset to match the mood.
This isn't just another meme coin - it's a financial middle finger to the collapsing system, a hedge against the apocalypse, and the only investment that actually makes sense when you consider the current state of affairs.
No utility. No promises. Just pure, beautiful acknowledgement that we're all fucked.
Contract will be renounced when we hit 10x. Or when the nukes fly. Whichever comes first.
(Already fucked)
Deploy contract. Watch it pump. Watch it dump. Standard crypto experience.
(Spreading the panic)
Massive coordinated shitposting campaign targeting crypto Twitter, doomer accounts, and world leaders.
(Psychological warfare)
Announce peace treaty. Watch price pump. Reveal it was a joke. Watch price dump harder.
(Endgame)
If we're all going out, we might as well make it meme-worthy.
Buy some SOL from an exchange. Or find some in the wreckage of the old financial system.
Use Phantom or whatever. We don't care. Your crypto, your problem.
Go to Pump.fun, search for "It's Definitely Fucked" or just look for the one that's red.
This step is already in progress. Just sit back and enjoy.
Current status: We're so fucked
